A Review of FondLove Masturbation Cup
NOTE: I am an affiliate tester for this one — meaning that I am given these products for free in exchange for an honest review.
I recently tried this: Electric Male Masturbator Cup, 8 Powerful Thrusting Rotating Modes Automatic Masturbator for Men Masturbation
Design: I like the travel mug design of this thing. It’s discreet (though quite phallic) and comes with a base for fluids to fall into, whether you just cleaned your pipes, or you’ve done your due diligence and washed your toy. The interior, with clear plastic, has a hole similar to a vaginal opening and the inside has knubs that do the massaging. There are three buttons: a power button on the bottom, a massage control button in the middle, and an audio button on the top. There is a display light to show you whether it’s currently on. In the back is a microUSB port where you can charge it as well as plug in the headphones (included) that let you hear the voices it plays. The audio does not play unless you’re jacking… the headphones, that is. Score: 9/10
Fit: I’m a big guy (8.5 x 6), and getting in didn’t present any issues. This thing is made for big dicks. I’m able to get all the way down my shaft and the sides are plenty roomy as well. Score: 10/10
Massaging/Vibration: It comes with a variety of rhythms that go at several different speeds. Some of the strokes are slow and steady, some are quite fast, some are altogether overstimulating for me. There was a good variety, but several of them felt kind of glitchy. It was clear they’re programmed on a loop so after about 15–30 seconds, it would reset in a clear way. The best way to describe it is an unexpected tap. I found it distracting, and switched off of those rhythms, too. 6/10
Suction: It doesn’t have very powerful suction, but there was enough to make it a pleasurable experience. It was powerful, but not overwhelming. If that’s a critical feature, this might not be the best toy, but if you like it in the middle of the road, it is a good choice. 7/10
Other features: This thing has audio — first toy I’ve used. The voices are all women’s voices. As a gay guy, I’m not used to hearing women moaning as my cock gets pleased, but they are very very erotic voices. The actresses did a really good job, and even as someone who isn’t sexually attracted to women, I was turned on by these. 10/10
Get Me Off?: I like the design and the rhythms, but this didn’t get me off the times I used it. As you’ll see from reading other guys’ reviews, this isn’t a typical experience for users of this toy. There are a few of the rhythms that really really turned me on. I’d say
Clean-up: Clean-up was simple. Some toy cleaner and a wipe and it was good to go. That lip cover was really handy. I really liked this for ease of clean-up. 10/10.
Overall: This toy was pleasurable, but in the end, probably won’t be in my main rotation. As a well-endowed guy, I appreciate a toy that I’m not busting out of, and this definitely hit the mark. I give lots of props for the design and the inclusion of audio. Some of the massaging rhythms were glitchy, but a few really felt good. It’s certainly designed for straight men, so I’m writing this review with the understanding that some features aren’t designed with guys like me in mind. It still felt good, and I’d recommend it to well-endowed penis owners who like ladies, and who want a good massage with some sexy moaning. 4 EGGPLANTS OUT OF 5. 🍆🍆🍆🍆
