A Review of FondLove Oral Simulator
NOTE: I am an affiliate tester for this one — meaning that I am given these products for free in exchange for an honest review.
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Design: Nothing short of elegant. It has a sleek design, quite minimalistic, and simple. The gadget has a simple USB charge plug in — almost designed like a headphone jack. Unboxing was no less classy than an iPhone and I appreciated these touches. Took a couple hours to charge with a glowing white light. It comes with a lovely shield that goes over the gadget’s “orifice” to help you better prevent messes in the toy drawer/shelf. My only question: why it gotta be white? Score: 9/10
Fit: I’m a girthy guy, so I wasn’t sure if I’d fit into that hole. Took a bit of lube (water-based lube) and I was able to get my head in. The chamber isn’t that deep — I’m packing between 8" and 9" depending on the day, and I was able to get it about halfway down my shaft — which — given it’s supposed to simulate oral sex, is about what is possible with most mouths I’ve met. It was surprisingly stretchy, but I could feel the walls pressing in on me. Score: 6/10
Vibration: One mode is that it will vibrate along your shaft. For the most part, it was pleasurable. It has a variety of rhythms, ranging from gentle slow buzzes, fast twitches, strong buzzes, intermittent buzzes, and ones that simply confused me. There’s something for everyone. There was a decent amount of strength to it, but my big wish would be that there was more of a progression between vibration modes. As someone who likes the steady and strong buzzes, it took a while to find one I liked, but once I did, whoa. 5/10
Suction: So now — this IS supposed to replicate oral sex, after all. With people, oral rarely gets me to cum, so I wasn’t expecting much. Boy was I surprised. There are three suction modes, and they progress nicely, both in terms of how far down the shaft it goes. I literally had my eyes rolling back in my head as I used it, and BOY did it feel good. I have a frenum piercing about halfway down my shaft, and the third time I used it, I wore the frenum. It didn’t get caught in it, but it was definitely a limitation. I really like this — by far the most pleasurable cock toy I have used. 9/10
Get Me Off?: So — tries one and two, it did not get me there. I’m not surprised, as it’s not easy for me to cum this way. The third time, I used one hand to hold it in place over my head and my other hand to gently pump my shaft, and holy nightballs, did I bust a nut in this bad boy. By far, simply, the best I’ve experienced. However, since I need to assist along the way, I can’t give it all the credit. The other two tries, when I didn’t cum, my loads were especially large. By far a good toy. 8/10
Clean-up: Clean-up was simple. Some toy cleaner and a wipe and it was good to go. That lip cover was really handy. I really liked this for ease of clean-up. 10/10.
Overall: This toy was super pleasurable. As someone who likes getting oral but doesn’t live for it, and who rarely cums from cock toys, my expectations were low. This far exceeded them. Still, I wish it were better designed for well-endowed dicks or had some size options for the variety of dicks that will enter these products. Lots of pleasure and ways to customize. I will definitely use it again. 4 EGGPLANTS OUT OF 5. 🍆🍆🍆🍆
